That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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