My brain says no but my pants say off.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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