dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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