his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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