we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We're not piercing ourselves today.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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