i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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