VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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