if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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