we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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