is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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