i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Damn victory sex feels great
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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