Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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