whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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