Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
