I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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