I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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