Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He shit in the fireplace
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