It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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