? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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