I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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