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(818): View more from California

I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

well most of my day revolves around power hour

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(407): View more from Florida

he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around

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(703): View more from Virginia

okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.

(1-703): View more from Virginia

I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.

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(239): View more from Florida

Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.

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(707): View more from California

And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa

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(502): View more from Kentucky

God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"

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