so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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