I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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