dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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