at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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