fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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