I wanna bring you to show and tell
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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