Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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