so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He has the fingertips of a God
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