Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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