My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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