didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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