Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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