ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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