I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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