I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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