Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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