yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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