I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house