OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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