You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
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you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
When are your genitals available?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...