I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Woke up backwards on a recliner
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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