so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Four minutes until I can fart!
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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