I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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