Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
