Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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