Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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