Its about making memories worth repressing
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She's not a foreskin expert like you
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
