I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Houston, we have a blender
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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