I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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