We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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