Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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