there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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