He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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