Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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