He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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