I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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