Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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